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| Clever Whatsapp Status |
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
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I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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No I didn't trip, The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
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Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
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It's Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
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God made Coke. God made Pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
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You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee
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Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
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